(Harry Potter spoilers, but who really needs this notice at this point anyway)
As I was packing my books away for a move, this tattered piece of paper fluttered out of my copy of Goblet of Fire: an attempt to timeline the events of Harry Potter. I would try to say I was only a misguided child when this happened, only the fact I mention horcruxes means it was at least 2005, and I was certainly not a child at that time.
Lol jk I would totally attempt to do this now
She had an immaculate conception, I was trying to help her out.
Drugs may kill you, but they’ll never break your heart.